On Self-Defense

I waited for her to round the corner.

Aeryn: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

-SMACK-

And got greeted with hard right straight in the eye. Owww! I didn't expect that. I guess I surprised her.

Matthew: AGGHHHH!!!! You assaulted me!

Aeryn: IT'S SELF DEFENSE!

Matthew: You just punched me! In the face!

Aeryn: I'M DEFENDING MY SANITY!

Matthew: What sanity?!

She ran away while yelling.

Aeryn: STOP F#*%&ING FOLLOWING ME!

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--Next Day--at school

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By next morning, I was sporting a bad-ass looking black eye.

Chiyo: Are you okay?

Erica: What happened?!

Somehow, I didn't want to admit I was punched by a girl.

Aeryn: Uh...uhm...

Well, so much for that.

Aeryn: S-sorry for punching you...I overreacted and uh...s-s-sorry...

And with that, she ran off, leaving an awkward silence.

Kaira: ...huh. So you were punched out by a girl?

Comments

 * Matthew is into domestic violence. Student 11 17:18, November 2, 2009 (UTC)